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Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ
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What can I bring?Finger food, something to drink, yourselves.
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Should I tell Joanne?No. That would spoil the surprise.
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What time did you say? I wrote it down somewhere, but, you know.Arrival time is between 7.30 and 8.30 pm. Entrance through the basement via the gate in the alley.
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What's the address again? I guess I lost it.A nut street, Vancouver
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I thought I'd come early, at around 7pm. Is that ok?No. That would spoil the surprise.
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I don't think I can make it. Should I call Joanne and apologize in advance?No. That would spoil the surprise.
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What if I email her instead of calling, then?No. That would...
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I could text her. Should I text her?Look. What part of the word "surprise" do you not understand? This should help. The OED says "Surprise: To 'take hold of' or affect suddenly or unexpectedly."
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So we're going to take hold of Joanne unexpectedly?No. Not literally. For crying out loud.
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Shouldn't that be "effect", not "affect"?No.
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Why not?I'm not going to answer that.
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I see that The OED also says that surprise means "To assail or attack suddenly and without warning." Are we going to assail and attack Joanne? Because I don't think...No. You're not going to assail or attack Joanne.
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What does "assail" mean?THIS FORUM IS NOW CLOSED. ADMIN.
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Well, that's a surprise.That's not even a question.
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FINALLY:RSVP, with a number I could text you at. If I can figure out how to send a mass text, I'll text you on the night to give you exciting updates. Perhaps from the other side of the curtain. With your phones on silent. Not even vibrate.
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Sorry, I'm still confused. Should I tell Joanne?No. Do not tell Joanne.
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Could you post all the details on Facebook, please? That would be a big help.No. No it wouldn't. Can you guess why? But seriously, everybody, RSVP!
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Shouldn't that be "RSVP, please"?No. RSVP means respond, please. You're already saying "please." Otherwise you're saying Respond Please, Please. That's just stupid.
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